Quirky Questions with David Kummer

I asked some quirky questions of David Kummer! But first, the links to follow and support David:

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/davidduanekummer/

Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/14106755.David_Duane_Kummer

Let’s have some fun!

So, David, what cd is in your cd-player right now, or what song did you listen to last?

Right now, my CD-player (wait, those are still a thing) is constantly repeating anything by the Killers. I’m going to a concert of theirs in June, and super excited. I should probably take a break soon before I get tired of it…JUST KIDDING THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN. Also, Twenty One Pilots. |-/, am I right?

Yay! Twenty-one pilots! It’s always exciting to meet another fan! Moving on, what would you want to be written on your tombstone?

“If you feel somebody pulling your hair and then nobody there, it’s probably me. Sorry. I won’t do it again.”

I would thank you not to do that twice! On a scale from 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?

Um… it depends. If I’ve seen ants recently, then it’s a 5, because ants are the absolute worst and I hate them. If I haven’t seen ants, then it’s 1. If I just watched a frightening, spooky movie, then it’s off the chart by 10 to the 32nd power. Did I mention it’s Finals week? Sorry. Math is in my brain.

So no Marvel’s Ant-Man? Name the top five things you take with you during a zombie outbreak.

  1. I take a tree that will produce Hawaiian Rolls.
  2. The entire TV series Chuck
  3. My phone (duh). T-Mobile service might be a problem… Oh, well, okay…I’ll give it a shot.
  4. A gun (whatever I can find. Something to keep me alive.)
  5. A car.

And hey, if any of you all survive too, hit me up! davidkummer7@gmail.com

Let’s survive together. (Genius way to sneak in my email, right there.)

Wait, wait, wait…you’re going to have a tree that produces Hawaiian Rolls? I’m in! I’ll bring some honey butter. Let’s move on! What is one of your favorite quotes?

My all-time favorite quote has to be “Without fear, there cannot be courage” by Christopher Paolini. For somebody who writes books centered around the frightening, mind-bending, and surprising, you can see why this is important.

Yes, I see! What was the last movie, TV show, or book that made you cry or tear up?

Um… is it okay to put The Office here? Is that acceptable? Oh well. Yeah, it was The Office. I mean, that series finale, man… How can you not? (And I get to watch it all over again with my girlfriend, and enjoy it a second time.)

Of course it’s acceptable! These are your quirky questions after all! For a finale, describe your best pair of socks.

Absolutely none. Every pair of socks I own has a hole in them. At least one hole. Well, except for that pair of… Nope, just kidding. Those just got a hole, too.

Darn those socks! Ha! (Okay, okay, that joke was awful! I apologize.)  Anyway, thank you, David, for joining my quirky interrogation! Support David by following on social media, reading, and reviewing! We’ll be here next Friday to see a new author in the hot seat!

Happy reading! 🙂

 

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Quirky Questions with L. C. Perry

Gold Shadow (Bronze Rebellion Book 1) by [Perry, L.C.]

I asked some quirky questions of L. C. Perry! But first, the book: https://www.amazon.com/Gold-Shadow-Bronze-Rebellion-Book-ebook/dp/B077WLJQ9P/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1531488240&sr=8-5&keywords=gold+shadow+book

And the links:

Facebook author page
https://www.facebook.com/L.C.Perry3350/
Twitter
https://twitter.com/LPanimefreak5
Instagram
https://www.instagram.com/lcperry614/…
Goodreads
https://www.goodreads.com/author/show…

Now for some questions!

Hello, L. C.! What superpower would you like to have for a day?

Telekinesis! Being able to move stuff without having to do it yourself has always intrigued me…and it could also be because I’m a little lazy lol.

Accio book! Yes! Were you the class clown or teacher’s pet?

Teacher’s pet definitely. I was waaay too socially awkward to be a class clown!

Same here! Are you usually early, late, or on time?

One thing I learned from playing sports is if you’re early you’re on time, if you’re on time you’re late, and if you’re late you’re running. It turns out that happened to already be one of my life mottos. Early wins every time!

Wise words to live by! What animal-person are you?

DOG PERSON! I adore dogs! 😀

Woman’s best friend! Do you believe in aliens?

Of course! There’s no way we’re the only lifeforms out there!

Welcome to Earth! The Hunger Games just started! Do you fight for supplies or do you run for it?

Oh, I run for it. I would be a sucky fighter and given my height, I’m an easy target XD

You’re welcome to hide in the trees with me! When did your heart last ‘skip a beat’? Why?

Haaaa just a few hours ago! And for a book I recently finished! Go figure 😛

So many good books out there! They keep our hearts beating! Thank you, L. C., for answering my quirky questions. Make your heart skip a beat by reading L. C.’s book! And join us next Friday for more quirky questions!

Happy reading! 🙂

Quirky Questions with Wayne Turmel

Acre's Bastard: Historical Fiction from the Crusades: (Part 1 of the Lucca le Pou Stories by [Turmel, Wayne]

I asked quirky questions of Wayne Turmel! But first, check out the book: https://www.amazon.com/Acres-Bastard-Historical-Fiction-Crusades-ebook/dp/B07CRS9H2L

Wayne, you’re in the hot seat!

So, Wayne, what’s your favorite sound?

Little kids laughing their butts off. There’s nothing better for the soul and it’s more contagious than Ebola.

My house is filled with it! Kids’ laughter, I mean, not Ebola! What is one of your favorite quotes?

I read something in a cheesy Don Pendleton spy novel when I was a kid and it stuck with me. Later I found out he stole it from Ian Fleming: “Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, three times is enemy action.”  In other words, never overreact to something, and be open to the idea that s*** happens. If it happens a lot, though, there’s probably some evil weasel behind it. Hunt him down and kill him.

I am on the hunt! Meanwhile, if you were reincarnated as an animal, what would it be?

I want to come back as a sea otter— adorable, spending all day at the beach, eating seafood off my tummy. There’s a life for ya.

That is the life, I agree! Are you usually early, late, or on time?

I’m chronically, pathologically, annoyingly early for everything. My mother always told me if you’re late it’s because you think your time is more important than the other person’s time and that’s just rude. It scarred me for life. Drives my wife, The Duchess, crazy.

You can’t rush a Duchess! What do you think the best invention is?

Definitely hot and cold running water. It changed cooking, health, and most importantly sex. It’s no coincidence that the sexual revolution happened once you could take a shower first.

 I hadn’t thought about it before, but that makes a lot of sense! What is your motto? 

Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it. The rest of us are doomed too, but at least we get to stand there smugly and say, “told you so.” 

 Love it! So tell us: Do you believe in aliens?

Oh lord, I hope they exist. If we’re the smartest thing out there, we’re soooooo screwed.

My thoughts exactly! Thank you, Wayne, for putting a smile on our faces today! If you’d like to support Wayne, check out his book and share this post anywhere you can! Then take a shower and come back next Friday for a new round of questions with quirky people!

Happy reading! 🙂