I asked the questions that matter of Brad Robertson! But first, the book: https://www.amazon.com/Fifty-Poems-Kitchen-Sink-Robertson-ebook/dp/B07T98D59G/ref=sr_1_1?crid=1IZDIMYPOOCQD&keywords=fifty+poems+and+the+kitchen+sink&qid=1561686305&s=gateway&sprefix=fifty+poems+and+the+kit%2Cdigital-text%2C244&sr=8-1
Now, we ask:
Let’s get personal! Do you sing in the shower?
Who doesn’t? Also, it’s important that it always be the catchiest, most annoying song on the radio that you pretend to hate around your friends. That’s obligatory.
Sing loud, sing proud! Are you usually early, late, or on time?
So early that it’s embarrassing. I have a crippling fear of being late to things, so I start driving way, way before I need to. I’ve spent more time standing around like an idiot than I care to admit because of that.
You just did admit it, and that’s okay! Do you like bacon salty or sweet?
Sweet. As close to candy as you can get without ruining the meat. If I can’t feel myself getting older and fatter with every bite, then it’s still not sweet enough.
Delicious! What would you name your pet gorilla?
Obviously! Cook in or eat out?
Eat out whenever possible. Might not save on money or calories, but you don’t have to cook, clean the table, or replace the groceries you used. I’m five kinds of lazy so I’m a huge fan of eating out.
I love it! Flash me! Write us a flash fiction story, no more than 50 words please!
She turned her back to him, her eyes drained of their usual glimmer. He stood still as a statue. She whispered something, weakly. He collapsed to his knees. Then it was over. She was gone, and the severed wings in his hands crumbled away, like sawdust.
Ooo, I want to know more! Which season defines you?
Autumn. The way it falls apart, but is made more beautiful by it. Halloween, Thanksgiving, and the crisp, cold air all feels like home to me.
Oh, wow! That’s the best description of autumn I’ve heard! Thank you, Brad, for sharing with us! Support Brad by checking out the links! Then, come back next Friday for some sweet, sweet bacon and another author!
Happy reading! 🙂